21st Century

Communication -- Wireless
Phones   --   Cordless
Cooking   --   Fireless
Food   --   Fatless
Sweets   --   Sugarless
Labour   --   Effortless
Relations   --   Fruitless
Attitude   --   Careless
Feelings   --   Heartless
Politics   --   Shameless
Education   --   Worthless
Mistakes   --   Countless
Arguments   --   Baseless
Youth   --   Jobless
Ladies   --   Topless
Boss   --   Brainless
Jobs   --   Thankless
Needs   --   Endless
Situation   --   Hopeless
Salaries   --   Less & Less
PROTESTS      -    USE LESS

What a CONUNDRUM!

Here are few quotes which are used often:

ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT but TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NONE

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD but ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

WISE MEN THINK ALIKE but FOOLS SELDOM DIFFER

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE but THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE but TIME WAITS FOR NONE

LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP but STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT

DO IT WELL, OR NOT AT ALL but HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER but OPPOSITES ATTRACT

DON'T CROSS YOUR BRIDGES BEFORE YOU COME TO THEM but FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED

DOUBT IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM but FAITH WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS

GREAT STARTS MAKE GREAT FINISHES but IT ISN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT but ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY

SILENCE IS GOLDEN but THE SQUEAKY WHEEL GETS THE GREASE

YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO LEARN but YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS

WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER but ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER MAN'S POISON

ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER but OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND

TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH but MANY HANDS MAKE LIGHT WORK

HOLD FAST TO THE WORDS OF YOUR ANCESTORS but WISE MEN MAKE PROVERBS AND FOOLS REPEAT THEM

.......and this proves that we change/modify statements according to our convenience. What I say will be liked by few and criticises by others. So do what you feel is right, with no gulit in your heart.

something to LEARN

It was a Sports Stadium.
Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in a running event.
                                         * Ready! * Steady! * Bang !!!
With the sound of Toy pistol, All eight girls started running. Hardly had they covered ten to fifteen steps, when one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, Due to bruises and pain she started crying.
When the other seven girls heard the little girl cry they stopped running,stood for a while and turned back. Seeing the girl on the track they all ran to help. One among them bent down, picked her up and kissed her gently and enquired as to how she was.
They then lifted the fallen girl pacifying her. Two of them held her firmly while all seven joined hands together and walkedtogether towards the winning post.

There was pin drop silence at the spectator's stand. Officials were shocked.

Slow claps multiplied to thousands as the spectators stood up in appreciation.

Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps even God's!

Very unusual. Right?
This happened in Hyderabad [India]. The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health.
All these special girls had come to participate in this event. They were spastic children.
Yes, they were Mentally Challenged.

What did they teach the world.?
                          TEAM WORK. HUMANITY. EQUALITY AMONG ALL.

These slow thinkers helped their co-runner, so that she is not left far behind.

How many times have we done this? Well, we never do this because we have brains.

Contemporary HR Policy of a Sofware Company

Dress Code:
1) You are  advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to  learn to manage your  money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are  right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no  longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you  are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee  will receive leave for 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bathroom  Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch  Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the  time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

A Lady

She can deal with stress and carry heavy burdens.

She smiles when she feels like screaming, and she sings when she feels like crying. 

She cries when she's happy and laughs when she's afraid. 

Her love is unconditional. 

There's only one thing wrong with her.....

               She forgets what she's worth!

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The Rain

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.

The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health.

He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease.

As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.

He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.

I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?'

He smiled as he patted my hand and said, 'She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is.'

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, 'That is the kind of love I want in my life.'

True love is neither physical, nor romantic.

True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.

With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an

important message..

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, But how to dance in the rain.'

We are all getting Older.....tomorrow may be our turn.

Enjoy life now-it has an expiration date!

Software professional’s weekday expressions!!

`Monday ~ dragggg

Tuesday ~ grrrrrr

Wednesday ~ nooooo

Thursday ~ one more day

Friday ~ finallyyyy

Saturday ~ y r nt all days saturday's

Sunday yeaaaa!!

Monday Again ~ so sooon

Old Mac Donald..........eee-iiiii eee-iiii oooooooooooo

Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee-l, Ee-l, Oh,
And on his farm he had a cow, Ee-l, Ee-l, Oh,
With a "Moo-Moo" here and a "Moo-Moo" there,
Here a "Moo", there a "Moo" everywhere a "Moo-Moo"
Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee-l, Ee-l, Oh,

Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee-l, Ee-l, Oh,
And on his farm he had a pig, Ee-l, Ee-l, Oh,
With an "Oink-Oink" here and an "Oink-Oink" there,
Here an "Oink', there an "Oink" everywhere an "Oink-Oink"
"Moo-Moo" here and a "Moo-Moo' there,
Here a "Moo", there a 'Moo" everywhere a "Moo-Moo",
Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee-l, Ee-l, Oh.

Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee-l, Ee-l, Oh.
And on his farm he had a duck, Ee-l, Ee-l, Oh,
With a "Quack-Quack" here and a "Quack-Quack" there,
Here a "Quack", there a "Quack" everywhere a "Quack-Quack"
"Oink-Oink" here and an "Oink-Oink" there, here an "Oink", there an "Oink" everywhere an "Oink-Oink"
"Moo-Moo" here and a "Moo-Moo" there. Here a "Moo", there a "Moo", everywhere a "Moo-Moo",

Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee-l, Ee-l, Oh.

 

1 short life

pat-A-cake

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man,

Bake me a cake as fast as you can;

Pat it and prick it and mark it with 'B' and put it in the oven for Bugs and me.

 

.....and it had a reason

twinkle, twinkle little star

Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are?

Up above the world so high , like a diamond in the sky.

When the blazing sun is gone, when nothing shines upon,

Then you show your little light, twinkle, twinkle all the night.

Then the traveller in the dark, thanks you for your tiny spark,

He could not see which way to go, if you did not twinkle so.

In the dark blue sky you keep, and often through my curtains peep,

For you never shut your eye, 'till the sun is in the sky.

As your bright and tiny spark lights the traveller in the dark,

Though I know not what you are - twinkle, twinkle little star.

ding dong beLL

Ding-dong bell, Pussy's in the well

Who put her in?

Little Johnny Flynn

Who pulled her out?

Little Tommy Stout

What a naughty boy was that, try to drown poor Pussycat,

who ne'er did any harm, but killed all the mice in the Farmer's barn!

for her :)

fragrance always stays

when a guy makes a mistake....

girls rule ;) 

:click and enjoy

Sing a song of six pence...

Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of rye,

Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie,

When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,

Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?

The king was in his counting house counting out his money,

The queen was in the parlour eating bread and honey,

The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes,

When down came a blac kbird and pecked off her nose!

Trust? Innocence? Whatever it is, it is so very powerful!

This guy had been on a long flight. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: "Fasten your seat belts."

Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence. Please be sure your seat belt is fastened."

As he looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive.. Later, the voice of the announcer said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time. The turbulence is still ahead of us."

And then the storm broke. The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines. Lightening lit up the darkening skies and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean. One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash. The man confessed that he shared the discomfort and fear of those around him. He said, "As I looked around the plane, I could see that nearly all the passengers were upset and alarmed. Some were praying.The future seemed ominous and many were wondering if they would make it through the storm. And then, I suddenly saw a girl to whom the storm meant nothing. She had tucked her feet beneath her as she sat on her seat and was reading a book. Everything within her small world was calm and orderly. Sometimes she closed her eyes, then she would read again; then she would straighten her legs, but worry and fear were not in her world. When the plane was being buffeted by the terrible storm, when it lurched this way and that, as it rose and fell with frightening severity, when all the adults were scared half to death, that marvellous child was completely composed and unafraid."

The man could hardly believe his eyes. It was not surprising therefore, that when the plane finally reached its destination and all the passengers were hurrying to disembark, he lingered to speak to the girl whom he had watched for such a long time.

Having commented about the storm and behaviour of the plane, he asked why she had not been afraid.

The sweet child replied, "Sir, my Dad is the pilot and he is taking me home."

Chanda mama

Hindi mai: Chanda Mama aao na,

Dhood-batasa khao na,

Meethi lori gao na,

Bistar mein so jao na....

 

In english: The man in the moon, the man in the moon,

Looked out of the moon, looked out of the moon and said,

'Tis time for all children on the Earth, to get to the bed...